I just come home from working out. I've only been working out for a week now, but I'm already a lot stronger than a week ago. Even I'm shocked when I flex my biceps and see a muscle pop out that wasn't there a week ago. I go on about how I gain muscle and strength very easily, and laugh about how you've been working out for a long time and are still skinny and weak. I notice you have some dumbbells that you've been using, so I pick them up, and notice they are super light and easy, even though you struggle with them a bit. I start doing bicep curls and shoulder presses and go on about how strong I have become, and that pretty soon I will be much stronger than you since I gain muscle and strength so fast.