THIS GUEST AT THE JERKYVILLE HOTEL RECEIVES A WELCOME JERK...WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT!!!! This traveller is staying at the Jerkyville Hotel. He has checked in, and just arrived in his room, when "immediately"....there is a knock at the door. It is Jerky, little Lisa with Baby Oil in one hand and paper towels in the other hand. She tells him that She is there to administer his "Welcome Jerk". He is confused....turns out this is his first time visiting Jerkyville. He tells Lisa that he just wants to rest....he has a Meeting in the Morning...blah blah blah. Lisa explains that the Welcome Jerk is NOT optional....it is Mandatory!! Lisa orders him to remove his pants and accept the Welcome Jerk. As She is dispensing the Welcome Jerk....Lisa provides this new Visitor with some information about the Jerkyville Hotel. "Breakfast is served from 6:30 to 10:00....Check-Out time is 11....you will receive your Check-Out Jerk in the Lobby.....Faith will be by later tonight to put a mint on your pillow, and give you Good Night Jerk......" the boy asks if the jerking EVER stops....Lisa just laughs....."Not here in Jerkyville...this is where the Girls Jerk-Off the boys!!!!".