You little pervert! My boyfriend left me and it is all YOUR fault! I know what you've been up to. You've been secretly fattening me!! I gained so much weight that my hot boyfriend left me and none of my clothes fit! I can't believe you would do this this me! Now I know your secret and since I have no one else to pay attention to me, I guess I'll let you continue to act out your perverted fantasies with me after all.