you walk up to this person you KNOW is out of your league. you suddenly feel the urge to show them your penis? and you’re willing to pay them for it?! but of course they say no. they don’t need your money. they do love a good laugh, though, so they agree. they proceed to laugh at your dick, measure it, take pictures of it for the world to see, and laugh with their friends over it. this video will make you feel like the small-dick loser you are.