Oh my god. You have got to be kidding me. Really? That's it? That is seriously your penis? Is this a joke? I'm sorry, I'm trying really hard not to laugh at you right now.What do you do with that anyways? Can anyone even feel it? You probably have never even had sex..Awww... go ahead and play with that little itty bitty penis while you fantasize about having me.Wait... can you even jerk it at all?