You haven't been satisfying me much lately sweetheart. Sure, you cook, clean, work, but in the bedroom you're just an embarrassment! It's not even worth it to try to fuck you anymore. But you sure make a good servant! So why don't we try this. I lock you up in this pretty device, you keep being a good boy and taking care of the house, and I get to go out and party and fuck all the hot guys I meet. Sounds like a good plan right babe?