Baby, I ordered a new dress! And I want to show it to you. It's only 1 size smaller than my size, it was the biggest the website had. I don't think this dress could be tighter, it shows off every dimple of cellulite. I didn't think you'd mind.. we both know you love tight things on me. Mmmmm. Should I keep it? Would you love to take me out and show me off, and then take me home and peel it off of me?