The nerdy college girl you ask out is secretly a hottie!! OMG! She educates you on the fact that she is fucking the football team and her teachers, and you don't even have a chance with her hot ass. She bullies you and torments you into handing over your college fund. Time to get a part time job as this girl is expensive and you don't stand a chance of being near her without giving her the funds she needs. Give in, my little paypig.