Let's talk about a certain someone today and that would be your girlfriend. Does that bitch ever stop nagging? I think not, which is very annoying. I bet you would do anything to shut her up! Lucky for you, Goddess has a solution for this problem where everyone wins; she's going to become my human toilet! I'm going to lure her to my place, lock her in the bathroom, and use her when I need to relieve myself. This will involve you as well, but you're not going to be my toilet. You're going to be my live-in slave who serves in an entirely different capacity and you will get a front seat to her humiliation. It's the best way to shut her up indeed. You're welcome.