It's me, your cat! And guess what? I fucking hate you. Why? Because you're 30 seconds late with my food, and I'm clearly going to waste away into nothingness, all because I have such an incredibly incompetent, lazy human slave. Behold my cat self in all my glory, as I violently bitch-slap you awake, and threaten to annihilate you- and everything that you own- in ways that only an arrogant, entitled neko girl like myself can. After realizing that my nefarious threats of feline punishment are going un-heeded (probably because all you can hear is "meow meow meow") I start to verbally humiliate you for being a horrible, fur-less, inferior, damn dirty ape, as well as never getting any love from the other kind of pussy, either. (NOTE: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A PARODY I MADE PURELY FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT)