Since you've been such a bad boy, I thought I could really punish you. Not just by squashing your face, but how would you like it if I farted right up your nose? You'd like it? Is that what you want? Because before work, I had some pasta, and it gave me a stomach ache, and I think that I have some really stinky gas! So what I'm going to do is sit on your pathetic face and fart right in your MOUTH!!!