I lay and bed burping while I tell you all about what dating me would be like if I knew you were into burps and farts ❤️ includes cussing and dirty talk
This sounds amazing! Can’t wait to have a gassy girlfriend just like you lol and do all this. But how bloated will you be after all that beer after beer after beer and all that stuffing how huge will you be and will you be ripping monster farts in the restaurant lol? How massive will your farts get? We need videos on that just not talking about it lol and stories of that so I can know what to expect when I have a girl like that lol.
