You’re a naughty little sinner and I have conceived of a fitting punishment for you. I’ve caught you staring during bible study and the way you look at me is very inappropriate. I think the best way for me to get you to understand the error of your sins is to show you the dangers of your lust. Lust can distract you and make you lower your defenses. I know you’ve been thinking of me impiously and I plan to use that to teach you a lesson about faith. To begin today’s lesson, I’ll allow you to pleasure yourself in front of me, but only if you fully listen to my every word. You’re just fueled by puny, pathetic and distracting horny thoughts. But those perverted thoughts are all sins that you need to be confessed and cleansed of. My words make you weak and you’re incapable of stopping yourself from jerking. Once you cum, you’ll shrink down to the size that you deserve to be. Pathetic, puny and tiny. Your impious behavior is what brought you down close to hell to be as tiny as you are now. No problem for me though, since I’m hungry for sinners anyways. I’ll swallow you and that’ll be my contribution to God!