You claim to want to make a huge sacrifice to impress Me? You claim to be willing to do anything at all to prove yourself worth of being My slave for life. Well then, make the ultimate sacrifice by making Me the beneficiary of your life insurance policy, putting Me in your will and then offing yourself. I'd do it for you but I don't want to get My hands dirty and wind up in jail, so you'll do all the hard work and I'll get all the benefits. Perfect, exactly as it should be.