The saddest of all the losers. You hump pillows because your sex life is one big failure. Now you cuddle up to your girlfriend every time you want to bust a nut. But, I'm your master bitch and your sad act to get yourself off is only going to end in denial. You know what you do is so pathetic little bitch. You deserve this denial! You'll Also Love: Loser Betas Hump Pillows & Suck Dick My Little Pillow Humper Playing With My Leg Humping Little Step-Brother