I know you didn’t forget. You don’t need a reminder. If you bought this, there’s a good chance that you’re already thinking about me constantly. Instead, this clip will serve to tighten my grip on your psyche. It’ll drive your addiction to me even further into your brain. This clip will set the gears in your brain into motion, reinvigorating your drive to serve me. To pay me. To do my bidding. Because I look hot, and you want nothing more than to make me happy.