You're really excited for me to take your pants off, but also afraid of what I'm going to see. I unzip your pants and see how pathetic and small your dick is. Its hilarious to me, and I continue teasing you about how small it is. Eventually I feel bad for being so mean, so I let you jerk off while watching my ass, because that's as far as that tiny thing can ever get. I demand you to cum very quickly at the end so be ready.