I know how bad you've been wanting to smell my farts! You've been begging me for months to fart in your face. And today's your lucky day! I talk nasty to you while my bloated stomach releases big huge farts right in your mouth! It makes me laugh to humiliate you and drop my nasty gas in your face! I love making my asshole talk and you love smelling and swallowing my farts down! Sniff that hairy farting box!