You’ve remained sexless for your entire life. You’ve gone your whole life without managing to get laid. Pathetic. You’ve had close calls. You’ve gotten close to having sex. You’ve even considered paying for it. But none of that has happened. And really, something is starting to become clear in your mind. The idea of sex has been heavily romanticized in your head. It’s this far off thing that you’re supposed to be looking forward to. But do you really want to lose your virginity? At this point, the feelings of humiliation and denial do far more for you than sex ever could. In fact, those feelings have become a core part of your sexual experience. After all, you get off on being degraded. So, it’s better if you just give up. Make a conscious choice. Be my virgin for life.