Featuring Riot Starter: I'm on a well deserved vacation in Florida. I brought dummy with Me to haul luggage and stuff like that, yet he seems to think it's his vacation too? The funny thing is I had the smotherbench all wrapped up and had him haul it into the hotel and he didn't even realize what it was. I secured him in it almost right away and went about My business, free to enjoy the rays or do whatever I please. Of course while there I reached out to My Florida friends so We could go out, socialize a bit and enjoy the beach. Riot was one of those friends and naturally with Her experience tormenting dummy it just was too great an opportunity to pass up. She asks how he got into this predicament and he shared his sob story about how he thought he was going to get to go out and spend time with us. Bad assumption of course. The only time he'll be spending in Our presence will be under Our behinds, which is a privilege he doesn't even deserve in the first place. We take turns, sitting forward and reverse and even side-by-side at the same time. It gets creative after a while as we come up with the idea to play something of a "one breath" game where the moment one of us lifts up, the other quickly sits right back down. It was great fun considering how much panic started to set in as evidenced by the frantic tapping. Once We've had our fun, We decide to go get Our swimsuits and continue on with the day at the beach. Dummy can stay behind and enjoy his smotherbench vacation.