Ugly Bitch

What’s the worst thing about you? Well, there are a lot of things to choose from. I’m sure plenty of things come to mind, but I have the answer. It’s your appearance. You’re fucking HIDEOUS. You’re extremely unattractive, and there’s NOTHING you can do about it. You’re generally irredeemable, except for one thing. It’s your willingness to submit. You’re an obedient little slave, and that’s the only thing that makes you valuable as a human being.