Lens kissing

Order: "Hello, would you consider making another video where you walk around with the camera at extreme face angles where you are constantly kissing the camera lens and talking with your mouth against the lens and making it kiss your cheeks. You would act casual. Like maybe walk around the house with the camera constantly being kissed. Like it is a little robot that you enjoy making out with. Could you also occasionally walk with the camera being held at an upshot angle against your crotch while you walk? The camera would be looking up at you while you hold it against your crotch as you walk around. The video would be ten minutes."