You've come to grovel and whinge about how you're lonely. You can't get your cock up and this has wide reaching ripples on the rest of your life. You fantasize about a world where you have a girlfriend, or maybe you go to sex parties, maybe you have loads of friends because the confidence instilled in you by having a working penis has such a profound influence on your social life. But that's not the case. And you really think I'm the best person to comfort you? Bitch, all I'm gonna do is rub it in your face! You're a broken man and you're gonna have a useless, floppy cock forever! If only there was a cure to make the small ones bigger and the soft ones harder. Well, there's viagra. But I don't want you to have it. I want you to be my |imp dick slut for life.