Women like me deserve to have losers fund every single part of our lives. That means you'll be forgoing the treat of spoiling yourself to any Black Friday deals, and instead sending all of that hard earned cash to me. I'll spend it however I please! Maybe on makeup, shoes, lingerie, cute things for my home, whatever I please. It doesn't matter, it was never your money anyway, now was it? Now open a new tab and get ready to drain your account for me.