Christmas is a good TIME to get rid of CELLULITE and STRETCH MARKS. I know I would be ALL obsessed with myself this CHRISTMAS and my perfect butt. But GUESS what? I will still need your DICK money to sponsor my SPA treatments. I know you like SHAGGING your cock while I entertain the AUDIENCE with my white booty. But you gotta be careful, the CHOCO SCRAB I applied on my ass has a heating effect so it can BURN your BONER if you won't pay enough attention while fantasizing about my bootylicious peaches. I know my bubble butt makes you extremely EXCITED and you want to INSERT your banana between my PEACHES. Well, if you want to make your banana FAMOUS this Christmas - you can give it a TRY. Just to let you know that your EGGPLANT which sticks out your PANTS will get VIDEOTAPED. I have CAMERAS installed everywhere in my house. That's the way I love myself. My PERSONA is more important than your REPUTATION :)