Look what I have! It's a pillow!I know that you're a pillow humper! You love humping your pillow. Do you straddle your pillow and thrust your hips into it like this? Get your pillow and start humping it for me. That pillow is the only "pussy" you're going to get! I want you to fuck that pillow like you mean it. I want you to fuck that pillow like it's the best pussy ever. Treat that pillow like it's your princess. Look at you, I can't believe you're actually doing it. You're fucking your pillow. That is so funny. You look hilarious. I want you to fuck that pillow like you're in love with it. You're going to cum all over your pillow, you're going to give it a cream pie. You make me laugh so much, it's so funny that I'm making you hump your pillow as if it's a pussy. Haha. How weird is that?! What if people knew about it? You've never told anybody but I know your little secret.