Would you like to find out what it would be like to go on a date with me? Today you can, because I took an interested in your dating profile. Why would I be on a date with you? I found your honesty refreshing and I wanted to find out more. I was surprised that you profile included the line, “My peepee is really small so no size queens please”. I mean what the fuck!? I came on the date to find out what you’re actually like because I have a lot of questions and I’m very curious about your sex life… like is it even possible? You might know by now that I’m not very sensitive so sorry but my questions will probably cause a fair amount of embarrassment. It’s not all bad though, I’ve got some ideas how your little problem could be an advantage for prospective girlfriends. *This was a custom request but no names are used.