You're a boring "nice" guy, trying your best not to step on anyone's toes, and always the people pleaser. There's nothing exciting about you, nothing really of substance to make you memorable. You're forgettable and average. The old phrase "nice guys finish last" rings true often for you, doesn't it? Hell, I won't even let you get off to this humiliation, the kind that you've learned to love throughout the years as you deal with your mediocrity. Edge and blue ball yourself - I don't care.