I was out shopping and found the perfect gift for your little dick clit! it\'s the smallest condom I have ever seen! I think it will fit you perfectly! We both know normal sized condoms always slip off your pathetic 1 incher but thank goodness I found this for you! Not like you actually have sex with that midget dick but just in case you find some poor woman to actually let you try and penetrate her you can use this! Plus there\'s no way in hell you should be taking the chance of impregnating a woman, what if she has a boy with a tiny dick like you?? We have to stop the spread of small dick losers in the world!