I came back from dinner to an empty house. I really should have peed at the restaurant. Doing the potty dance frantically calling to find out how long they're going to take to get back. A HALF HOUR! I'm going to piss myself. They laugh at me and tell me it's okay to pee on the side of the house. I'm extremely embarrassed but take the chance. I scurry over and drop my panties as quickly as possible to let it all out. Of course there's nothing to wipe with so I use my thong. God look at this mess! This isn't very lady like at all.