Do you ever look in your refrigerator and find some eggs that have just gone out of date? Isn't it frustrating? I did this today. I had just finished working hard, and just wanted to make a nice omelette, but they are out of date!! I will take my frustration out on them by smashing them to bits with my pretty feet! Hear them crunch and slurp as I squash them in a variety of ways. That will teach them!!