My dear husband, I have awaited this night with SUCH ANTICIPATION! I always told you I was saving myself for marriage. I am so horny, thinking of the hard pounding I'm about to enjoy. You are bursting with anticipation, aching to tear my bridal lingerie off. Which is... odd. You seem to misunderstand me. You are my husband now. You promised to take care of me, provide for me, ensure my happiness. You are, however, still a lowly, plain old human man. I am a CLOWN. Clowns don't fuck regular men, YUCK. You are here to provide for me. I was SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE to ensure I had you & your cash on a tight leash. I wasn't saving my PUSSY for the likes of YOU. I'm heading out tonight to get fucked raw in the luxe hotel you booked for our honeymoon. I'm getting fucked by every hot Clown I know, and you are going to spend a lifetime in holy matrimony PAYING FOR IT ALL.