You can only DREAM of fucking me, or any real girl for that matter... ever wonder what a really wet, tight pussy feels like? Well, here's the closest a loser like you will EVER get! Grab a sandwich baggy and lube. Get it nice n wet and I'll show you how to shove it in between your couch cushions (aka YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND!) That pathetic little dinglaling is finally gonna have something other than your lonely, tired hand. Tell me what a loser you are while I tease you with my hot body, show me how you fuck your couch girlfriend! I can't believe youre that desperate that you'll actually do it... but you'll do the stupidest shit for bratty girls like me!