I'm so disappointed in you; you said I'd be fine to wear flip flops today, but we ended up walking miles and now my feet are dusty and dirty. So I'm going to have a bath, but since it's your fault you're going to have to do your part in cleaning my large, high arched, ballerina's feet! I instruct you to lick my wrinkled soles, suck my toes, and pamper my feet with your mouth. After which, I tease you by rubbing soap all over them, in front of your face, whilst forbidding you to touch them. I'm going to drive you WILD!