There's obviously something fundamentally wrong with you. I mean, why else would you still be a virgin after all this time? You're a pathetic sexual reject, one that doesn't deserve true pleasure. You're defective and that dick of yours has malfunctioned to the point of giving you no choice but to swear off the hope of getting pussy forever. You'll remain a virgin forever, giving up orgasms and eternally edging for the rest of your sad existence.