You get called into a late meeting with your boss, Claudia. You’re kind of new to this job, but so far it has been great – the girls are all pretty easy on the eye and you think you’re doing ok around the office. Claudia thinks differently. “This is a list of all the-” she pauses, and frowns, fixing you with a stare, “frankly disgusting things you have been saying about the women in the office.” She explains you aren’t being fired… yet. But she does have some plans about how she is going to correct your behaviour, starting with your comments about her peachy ass. If you like it so much, you can get down on your knees and clean it with your tongue.