You want to worship Alan's smelly socks and his feet? Sigh! Fine. If you must. Alan your master doesn't have time for your peasantry so hurry up! Go ahead and worship them while he sits there silently on the counter with his large feet in your face. He moves his feet around with his smelly, sweaty socks on. Then he removes each sock so his feet can breathe. Go on. Go ahead and worship them. We'll wait.