Happy Birthday Junior! I've come up with the best surprise ever for your special day. I know how much you love to dress up when we go to your favorite amusement part, so I picked out this adorable outfit for our outing today. Do you like my cute little bow socks and adorable ears? Everyone at the park will stare at us and be envious of you. I'll need you to rub my tired feet between rides and in the dark I'll even let you sniff them. Does sniffing my socks get you hard honey? It's nothing to be ashamed of, you are afterall, MY boy! We both love sniffing socks, here have a little whiff. You can touch yourself honey, just don't wear yourself out quite yet. We have so many rides to go on today and I'm just dying to see which one you pick first!