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I’m trying to buy myself Christmas presents, and you’re over here thinking I’m gonna pause and stop doing that just for you?? Um No. You can sit there, shut up and hand over your credit card and buy these presents I’m picking out, and then maybe you’ll get some of My time…but probably not. Oh, and also, is that a boner I see there?? It’s so small and pathetic I can’t really tell, and I know spoiling hot brats turns you on because you’re also pathetic, but unless you want everyone in your life to learn these fun facts about you, you better start adding more gifts to that cart. Be prepared to SPEND, loser.