As an experienced magician and performer, ladies and gentlemen, I ow present you one of my more popular acts - a simple disappearance/change of clothes show on stage. It's very easy - I'll just use my cape to cover myself for a second, whisper "Abra Ka Dabra" and emerge in an entirely new outfit! Sounds awesome, doesn't it? Who wants to spend hours and hours in the changing room, right? Now let me change into my show outfit and let's begin... Wow! This sparkly dress suits me so well! You say you'd like me to repeat the act? All right... However either the stress or my own nerves get the best of me before my own spell starts to malfunction and I experience my most embarrassing day on stage...