Wow, when you said you were short I didn't think you meant you were this short! I mean, sure you're on your knees right now, but even when you stand you are no where near tall enough for me. There is absolutely no way I could ever go on a date with you. I don't date short guys like you. Short isn't even the right word to describe just how very small you are compared to me. The difference between our heights is just ridiculous. It must be such a sad and pathetic existence being as short as you are. I'll let you drool and admire me, but you'll never have a chance with me.