Welcome to Holly's Jollies! I'm going to read some of the internet's corniest and horniest Christmas pickup lines while I intensify my masturbation every time I laugh until I can't hold back anymore! I've got a butt plug, a dildo and a vibrator with lots of intensity settings. How many of these terrible puns before I cum? Play along at home! If you laugh, turn up the juice: speed up your strokes, increase the pressure or crank up your vibe because we're all just trying to get through the holidays, might as well have some fun! The eggnog SHOULD BE JIZZ in these jokes. I stand by it.