***It's Christmas Eve, and, just like every year since you were little, you're lying in bed with your ears perked, hoping this will be the year you catch a glimpse of Santa. you're about to drift off, when you hear a clicking on the floor in your living room. you jump out of bed, rush to the living room, where you find... a Woman... placing gifts beneath your tree...*** The strong, beautiful Woman delivering your gifts looks over at you and laughs. She can see the surprise on your face, and She is very entertained by it. She proceeds to explain that She is, in fact, Santa Claus. And She's actually the one who started the whole rumor that Santa was a big, fat, jolly old man with a beard, in an effort to keep Her identity concealed. As you listen to Her explanation, it actually makes perfect sense. Of course Santa would have to be petite to fit down everyones' chimneys, and of course Santa would have to be strong, to carry so many gifts. This Woman is both. And, fortunately for you, She's a bit ahead of schedule, allowing Her time to give you the best gift you've ever received: The opportunity to jerk off to Santa's sexy muscles!