Welcome to my open house! I find out quickly that you are not only in the market for a house, but that your girlfriend isn't along for the tour. Here's the deal.. I desperately need to sell this house. For reasons I don't care to go into, I have to coerce you to buy this house...so as part of our tour, I start flashing and then stripping for you.. and tell you we may have to work out an agreement for when you sign this contract. I'm about to help you far more than you'll be helping me..you'll see. Don't worry, your girlfriend doesn't need to find out. Good manipulation does a body good!