I got you something for Christmas! It’s boner juice. I’m so tired of not getting good dick from you and finally caved in to get it for you since you’re not man enough to buy it yourself. Aren’t you so excited to get hard for me for real? Not just the semi’s you get cause your dick doesn’t work? You always try to be nice saying things like “It’s not you. I’m so sorry” Like duh. Of course it’s not me. You’re the problem. And if this juice doesn’t give you a throbbing hard on for an extended amount of time we’re just going to have to try a different one, and another one until something keeps your pathetic cock hard.