Wakey, wakey. Hi, sleepyhead. You were out so long you missed Christmas dinner! I guess it makes sense, what with the strong pain meds and all, and it doesn’t matter too much because I saved you a plate. I think I really outdid myself with the meat this year. It’s just delicious. Here, have a taste. See? Isn’t it tasty? Guess what it is! No, not turkey. Not chicken either, or pork. Give up? It’s you!