I was a desperate man, searching high and low for a way to help my wife conceive. After months of seeing her down, feeling like a failure, I turned to the supernatural. I found a spell, and to my surprise, it conjured the oldest fairy in the world - a big-breasted, dark-haired female leprechaun. She offered me three wishes, and I took her up on it. My first wish was to get a belly full of embryos, filling me to the brim and expanding my belly to unnatural proportions, so my wife wouldn't have to carry the burden. The fairy obliged, but warned me she had a "hands-on" approach. Before I knew it, I was on my back, getting inflated with embryos while being jacked off by the fairy. My belly inflating started to hurt, so I asked the fairy if my second wish could be to turn me into a woman, so I could bear the pain of being pumped full of "life". Again, the fairy obliged, and I felt myself transforming. Happy and rapidly expanding, I decided on my third wish, thinking it was what she did. I wished for a pot of gold! But the lady leprechaun was taken aback, almost offended that I had taken her for some silly stereotype. She kept her composure, made a joke of it, and said, "Oh, you'll get a pot of gold alright." And then, I started to grow bigger by the second. I realized what she had done, and I couldn't believe it. Keywords: Supernatural, Impregnation, Belly Expansion, Transformation, Leprechaun, Wishes, Pot of Gold, Folk Tales, Irish, Fairy, Embryos