You've had an unfortunate accident on the last day of work before the holidays, leaving you completely helpless and vulnerable. Luckily for you, I find you on my way out of the office and offer to help - but first I'm going to use you for my entertainment. And possibly my friend's entertainment too! I mock you, taunt you, and make you lick my boots, socks, and feet before I'll agree to help you. I'm happy to ignore you while I chat on the phone with my friend, treating you like the nuisance that you are. And ultimately, your fate rests entirely in my hands.