You're looking for something fun, something more exciting. You'll never fuck me, just FYI. I'm not going to be your little mistress. I'm going to shit all over you, and you'll bust a nut over it all. So go on, get your dick out, let's get this over with, hm?
Well, that's what we're working with, huh? Stroke as much as you CAN, at least. Let's start there. Grip it tight, uncomfortably. Slap it around. Keep it up, I've got quite a bit in store.