I'm your hot friend and you'll do just about anything to have a shot with me since I'm completely out of your league. When I tell you I'm alone for Christmas, you drop all your plans to spend the day with me. I show up to hang out for the holiday and I can't believe you didn't have any holiday plans either. I find out you canceled all your plans with family to be with me. Aw, you're such a sweet guy! You even got me an expensive Christmas gift and it's exactly what I wanted. You're such a sweet guy! But, I didn't get you a thing. You don't mind, as long as you get to spend the day with me. Aw, you are just such a great friend. Yeah, that's right- FRIEND. What did you think we were? You thought this was a date? Omg, ew, no! I friendzoned you a long time ago! You're so not my type and I give you a dose of reality. Reminding you how out of your league I am, how I don't date nerdy or scrawny guys, and how I only date real men. I even tell you how I only hung out with you because the guy I'm fucking couldn't hang out, too. I really can't believe you thought I liked you. Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you and laugh in your face while taunting you. I explain how things really are to you and how you're a beta male until I get a text from the guy I'm hooking up with. Since things are awkward now anyways, I'm gonna go spend Christmas with him. Don't worry about it, we'll always be friends forever after our talk. Tags: MissIvyDoll, Miss Ivy Doll, Ivy, Friendzoned, friendzone, cuck, cuckold, SPH, best friends, holiday